This is the personal website of DJ Schwartz (me). If you don’t like it – you can leave!
You won’t find anything important here. It is mostly just a bunch of shit that I write that a few of my friends might get a kick out of. Probably a lot of boring stuff if you don’t know me personally.
A long time ago kidpurple.com was given to me as a gift. I used to wear purple indoor soccer shoes to work, so my boss decided to buy kidpurple.com for me. For some reason I’ve kept it much longer than those shoes lasted.