I was a horrible failure on my resolutions for 2009. I have not completed a successful back flip this year. On the bright side – I have no failed attempts at a back flip this year either.
So this year I want you to come up with my new years resolution. Maybe I should keep the back flip thing? Maybe I should not drink beer for a full year? Maybe I should start smoking cigarettes again? Maybe I should get into the Guinness book or world records (for what?)? Maybe I should win a silver medal at the winter Olympics?
Whatever gets the most comments will become my resolution and I will put more effort into it than I did the back flip thing. But I’m gonna do a back flip this year too. Don’t limit yourself to the ideas I wrote above – that was just the heat of the moment I was typing this shit.