I piss a lot. Both when I’m at home and when I’m at work I piss a lot. That is not the point here though.
So I go to the mens room to piss a couple days ago at work right. We’ve just moved into a new building which is kinda fancy. The mens room has lights that turn off after so long and then detect motion to turn back on. I walk in and notice that the lights turn on when I walk in so I assume I’ll be the only person in there. But the last stall door is closed all the way. I didn’t bother to look close enough to see if it was latched closed, or just happened to be gently resting in the closed position. I of course assumed it was just gently resting.
Then I’m standing there pissing and I hear some juicy fart noises. Holy shit – someone has been on the toilet long enough for the lights to turn off!!!! That dude might have heard me let out a little laugh.
I finished up quick and got out of there but I was curious. I might have hung around the water fountain a little longer than normal afterwards. I wanted to see who it was. Eventually some dude from a different company comes out and walks away. Weird guy. I’m sure he’s a great guy though. If this was you and you happen to be reading this – well done. I wonder if you fell asleep or just like to take your time.