I’m just getting done with the stationary bike in the basement and on comes Monster Fish of the Amazon on National Geographic TV. It has taught me one thing so far:
1. Being a marine biologist would probably be a really cool job.
But then I remembered another thing:
2. I’m allergic to fish.
So that pretty much puts an end to that. Then last but not least:
3. Most marine biologist probably don’t have National Geographic to take them all over the world to look for monster fish.
So shit, I guess I’m stuck with this crappy writing job here. Entertaining my 9 readers for 1 or 2 minutes twice a week isn’t much of a job – but it’s my job dammit!