I have a permanent bruise on my arm

I swear I’ve had a bruise on my arm that hasn’t changed in many many hours – days even. Actually it has probably been a week or so that the damm thing hasn’t changed one bit.

It got me thinking about the weird stuff that you see like the pee stain under the bridge that looks like Jesus or the burnt toast that looks like Jesus that a casino will buy for thousands of $$. So it got me thinking about getting a tattoo that is supposed to look like a bruise that resembles the flying spaghetti monster. Then I’ll tell people that I got hit with a line drive softball when I was a baby and that bruise never went away. How weird would that be?

How many people would believe that?

How many people would have any idea who the flying spaghetti monster is?

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2 Responses to “I have a permanent bruise on my arm”

  1. Joe Says:

    Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

    Pastafarians unite!

  2. kidpurple Says:

    I don’t think his noodly appendage has ever touched me, but there is probably a lot that has touched me in the past that I don’t remember…


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