Barack Obama is going to make Spanish the official language of the United States
Barack Obama is a Muslim terrorist – because you can’t prove that he’s not
Barack Obama kills babies
Barack Obama isn’t am American citizen
Barack Obama isn’t a very American sounding name
Barack Obama is a racist
These are the reasons I’ve heard most recently – actual reason people are going to vote for John McCain. I haven’t heard anyone actually have something good to say about McCain – just a bunch of crazy stories about Barack Obama. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Find a good reason to vote for McCain if that is what you are going to do. You would think I was stupid if I said that I was voting for Obama because McCain is an alien sent to Earth to help the Nazis conquer the world. That story is just one more step closer to the looney bin than some of the stupid shit I’ve heard people say about Obama.
I’m gonna vote for Barack because I believe that he cares more about me than McCain does.
Or maybe I just hate old people. I heard McCain is going to oulaw being young and all of us that are under 50 years old will go to prison or be put to death. If you can prove to me that he won’t do that, I’ll vote for him!
So tell me the craziest reason you’ve heard anyone give for voting one way or the other.