How much has shitting cost your throughout your lifetime?

For some reason today I started to wonder how much money I could have saved over my lifetime (so far) if I had cut one single activity out of my life. Example: how much money would have I saved if I had never shit in my life time. Money saved would be on toilet paper and water for flushing the shitter.  I suppose diapers would count too.

I will assume that all money spent could be saved as a single total. My parents did pay for my diapers + toilet paper + water for a long time. I will just include how much they could have saved into a single total.

Without doin any math to calculate # of diapers used, # of flushes and number of TP rolls used I’m just going to come up with a wild guess.

100K US Dollars

Maybe later I will actually think about it, do some research and do some math to come up with a more accurate number.  Do you think my number is too high?  too low?

Shitting should be cheaper than that.

Based on your current age – what would you figure the cost of shitting has been over your lifetime so far?

My Moonlight Sonata

I am going to make a short story long!

This morning we (Joe and myself) decided we were going to do our first training run – getting ready to run the half marathon in May or whenever it is. Now that I think about it our conversation actually took place in the car on the way back to my house. I picked him up – we ran from my house to his house – he gave me a ride home.

So anyway – we are talking about running and playing soccer and good stuff like that. Joe says he is going to get back into Judo which will eventually launch his MMA career. I said the important question is what will your entrance music be. He choose some classical something or other that I don’ even remember what it was right now.

But I’m going to go back to NDSU to join the wrestling team – which will lead me to an MMA career as well. So he of course asked about my entrance music. You would be right if you guess this is where Moonlight Sonata come into it. Yep – that would be my entrance music. Hopefully we never had to fight each other.

So now I’m at home alone – just came downstairs to turn off the bathroom light and fan. I was earlier pumping out some loud Marilyn Manson on the basement computer – but the album ended and it was quiet. I decided to fire up good ol Songbird and get some Moonlight Sonata going. (Songbird is THE SHIT by the way – I love it – more about Songbird later) I fired up some Moonlight Sonata and then went to take a shit. I felt like it was some dramatic event with Moonlight Sonata blaring through the whole neighborhood. But it was just a typical dump.

Google tells me that it is Beethoven – I was wrong – thought it was a Mozart thing. Ooops.