my 1st meal situation

i’m usually having some oatmeal at work for 1st meal.  we have a water fountain that has hot water so i just dump that into the oatmeal, mix it up and i’ve got a tasty meal!  this morn there are no spoons around, so i had to use a highlighter to mix up my oatmeal.  it was the best oatmeal that i’ve had in a long time. 

try to do that shit with a pencil.

the departed

did i mention that i went to the departed this weekend?  if i didn’t before, i am now, it was freaking great movie, best i’ve seen in a long time.

now go fuck yourself!

is rush limbaugh stupid?

i read an article warning people to not beleive rush limbaugh’s act to appear stupid.  hmmm, it seemed to be written by someone who was not a fan of rush or his stupidity, but it was kinda weird.  well the whole deal now is that rush claimed the michael j fox was not on his medication for a commercial that he filmed for some democrat senators ad campaigns.  i really have to wonder if anyone cares weather mjf was on or off his medication.  would that really be the worst deception depicted in a political ad campaign?  if it is i’ll cut my arms off and you can have them.  i wonder why i have not heard anyone accuse rush of being off his pills.

anyway, enough of that.  i’ve got more important things to think about, like whats for 2nd meal today.  i’m gonna hit up the food court at the mall, and there is a lot of shit to pick from.

krump dancing vs breakdancing

early yesterday morning the ol dish network gives me a call to tell me that I can get starz for 4 dollars and one penny a month.  good enough, sign me up, it’ll be ready in 3 to 5 minutes.

about 4 minutes later i’m watching krump dancing vs breakdancing on one of the new starz channels. if you ever have the chance to see this, definetly watch.

aparently all these dancers are known by their "character" names.  some of them have more than one character name for different styles of dance they go into.

so i’m taking up krump dancing, and i will be known as "backpack".  i will always wear a backpack when i dance, and it will be an important part of my dance.  sometimes i’ll pull shit out of my backpack during a dance, sometimes i’ll grab something from you and put it in my backpack during my dance.  i’ll probably be featured on the next documentary that is made about a challenge between krumpers and breakdancers, so keep your eyes peeled for that one, and remember that name: backpack.

i’m adding a new flavor to the site

well this has gotten to be a pretty stale website recently, or more likely than recently, about the time this website was created.  the best thing about it is that i can can compose these message in my email client (gmail) and send them to the site.  Its pretty sweet but that is not what i’m here to tell you about.

I am quickly becoming on the greatest bloggers in North America and i am proud of that.  right here, this website is approaching 600 posts since its beginning, which was not too long ago.  if i had kept everything on KP since the very first time it resembled a blog, i’d probably have 6 million posts dating back to 1998.  KP would be creeping up on its 10th birthday, and i WOULD be the greatest north american blogger. 

so this post is in honor of the amlmost could have been soon 10th birthday of KP.  From now on I will write about being an awesome blogger, tell you how many posts i have made in the history of KP (but only the stuff that is still here), and brag about how great i am in other areas.  i don’t want to give anything away, but i will probably add professional fisherman to the list of things i am a professional at!  watch for more in the future.

so for now, you just sit and think about what it would take to be the greatest blogger in north america.  in 600 more bragging posts i’ll be telling you i am the greatest in the hemisphere of the west!  i know you are looking forward to that day!

best quote of october

Scott Adams says:

"I am more touched than a congressional page."

one of the worst ads i’ve seen in a while

i’m a baaaaad man….  wow thats dumb:

http://m1.2mdn.net/viewad/982522/4-Dice_Testimonial_120×600_a-85.gif

gotta get one of these!

yahoo mail

does anyone use yahoo mail anymore?  i don’t very often, but everytime i do i wonder what the hell is up with the dude on the bouncing green ball?  WTF is that all about?  Its the image you get while it is logging you in.  am i the only one who has ever wondered about that guy?

C-Murder working on Bismarck?

Thanks to SBT for this one:

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=238880