toys in the attic

assume this hypothetical situation is your own:

you buy a house, live there for over a year, then you go into your attic for the first time.  in the attic is a brief case full of cash, and i mean lots of cash, probably enough to pay off the rest of your house payment!

what would you do with that cash?

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i thought only americans were this stupid:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52189

i’ve got a weird feeling

that all doctors drink coffee.  i went to the hospital this morning, every doctor i saw was drinking coffee.  i come home tonite, jill is watching greay’s anatomy, doctors drinking coffee, then i watch ER, and its more damm doctors drinking coffee.  i do now beleive that you have to drink coffee if you are a doctor, but NOT that if you drink coffee you are a doctor.

can anyone confirm or disprove my theory here?

strange funeral wishes

is it weird to ever think about what you want your own funeral to be like?  if you answer yes then you’ll probabably think this is really weird.

i sometimes hear a song and thing that it would be a good song to be played at my funeral.  so i’m riding bike earlier tonite with my headphones on.  A song came on and i thought this would be perfect for my funeral music.  A disco ball drops from the ceiling and we get Bjorn Turoque on air guitar with Leann Rimes in a devil costume lip synching Midnight Oil’s Beds Are Burning from the Best of MTV Unplugged.  All of this is happening while my corpse is actually burning on a bed, at midnight on a saturday night.

weird thing is i really would like this to be how my funeral goes down….

one other random thought before i go to bed: how many times will it still be funny when conan o’brian comes out says what a great show they are going to have, says something stupid, and then says goodnite or something to signify that the show is over right then and there?  i bet that shit will still make people laugh 10 years from now when he’s still doing it.

more line rider

this little guy is quite addictive and i still don’t know why. well i finally got him to do this flip, check it out:

worm attack

trainspotting is on flix so i don’t have time to write about how these fucking worms are gonna kill me before i turn 30……

line rider

this is really cool, and i don’t know why.  i just wasted an hour playing with it, and you will too if your not busy!

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40255643/

another day – another picture

well this one isn’t very interesting at all, its a picture of part of my bedroom in bismarck, this was probably taken sometime in high school or during the BSC years.

home depot is into marijuana!!

so a digg article says the home page of home depot has a marijuana leaf blowing across an image. then some people say that this is inaccurate. i don’t know, check it out for yourself. they sure look alike to me. here is a picture of a marijuana leaf, and then a screen capture of the home depot page. you be the judge: (click on the images to enlarge them)