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Entries from July 2006

live on QVC

July 31, 2006 · Leave a Comment

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goal keeper scores!

July 31, 2006 · Leave a Comment

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its true

July 28, 2006 · Leave a Comment

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funny shitz

July 26, 2006 · Leave a Comment

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working

July 25, 2006 · Leave a Comment

i hate my job today and hope lightning strikes me down and take me out of here.

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fantasy football

July 19, 2006 · 1 Comment

its getting close to that time for fantasy football to start up again.  as normal i’ll have 2 different football leagues going, this one is the american version.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1

In order to join the league, follow the link above, click the "Sign Up Now" or "Get Another Team" button and follow the links to "Join a Custom League". When prompted, enter the League ID# and password below.

League ID#: 220537
Password: dakota

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some people are awesome!

July 18, 2006 · 1 Comment

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Arena out, Klinsman in?

July 14, 2006 · Leave a Comment

So after the US took an early exit from the world cup, Naked Larry told me that Jurgen Klinsman would be the next coach of the US if Germany didn’t win the world cup.  They didn’t win the world cup, but 3rd place is pretty damm good.  I imagine this was 100% speculation at the time, but now it could be more:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=373876&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines&cc=5901

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do it, don’t show it

July 14, 2006 · Leave a Comment

if you read this article (and read the whole thing down to the last paragraph)

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=14&entry_id=7056

so if i got this right, it is aparently ok to send an army to die [and for questionable reasons], but then its not okay to show that people actually do die.

weird…..

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there really are snakes on a plane!

July 14, 2006 · Leave a Comment

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