this is real dedication

dedication that even surpasses my own:

http://tinyurl.com/eeoky

i should have stayed at home this morn

this morning i felt a little more tired than ususal, and i’m usually pretty damm tired when i get up.  my mornings are kept to be as short as possible, so even if i wake up and can sleep for 90 more seconds, its a welcome 90 seconds.  i usually shower at nite so i get up, put clothes/deordant/toothpaste on and hit the road.  it takes less than 10 minutes for me to get out the door usually.

this morning i must have been extra tired, cause i walked out into the garage without my keys. that by itself isn’t so much, but i also hadn’t put any shoes on yet.  i laughed pretty hard and thats what finally woke me up.  but still, i could go take a nap in sunny moorhead this afternoon pretty eassily.

maybe someone other than patrick should have driven us home?

that must be the look of “holy shit i’m way too drunk to be driving right now”!

wow, it really was easy, and fun!

You all know the directions to this stupid thing, I decided that I will only reply as if I was the person who is least likely to respond according to whoever I get it from first.  In this case, its Josh!

It is fun and easy 50 questions to answer.

1. FIRST NAME?   Josh

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?  I was named after one of the original american gladiators

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?  2 weeks ago, when i won my first jack of poker

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?  i have the grooviest handwriting in south moorhead

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?   turkey

6. KIDS -  Breanna, Mason, Juell, and Shannon

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?  probably not, i have a stinky ass

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?  yes, i keep it under the mattress, i won’t say where the key is

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?   no way

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?  yes, they are in a baggie next to my journal

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?  yes

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?  fruity pebbles

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? sometimes

14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?  strong enough to kick your ass

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? chocolate chippy + fruity pebbles

16. SHOE SIZE?  9

17. RED OR PINK?  pink is my 2nd favorite color

18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?  my stinky ass

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?  ronald reagan

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?   no

21. What color of clothes and SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?   plaid pants and plastic orange shoes (with goldfish in the heels!)

22. LAST THING YOU ATE?  12 pack of diet coke for lunch

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?  kleptones (the gay bar song) but i’m only hearing it in my head, i do all day long

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?  green

25. FAVORITE SMELL?  the air spray that comes to battle my ass odor

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?  snoop dogg

27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?  the amount of air freshener they are willing to spray at one time

28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?  ok

29. FAVORITE DRINK? diet coke (optional rum)

30. FAVORITE SPORT? jaiali

31. EYE COLOR?  green

32. HAT SIZE?  medium

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?  yes

34. FAVORITE FOOD?  fish pizza

35. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE?  The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokoyo Drift

36. COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?  pink

37. SUMMER OR WINTER?  winter

38. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs

39. FAVORITE DESSERT? a salty rod in my mouth

40. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  the boogieman

41. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  whitney houston

42. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?  http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1572813873/fargobar-20?ref=nosim

43. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  whitney houston

44. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV?  House, King of Cars and Miami Ink  (Shannon had the remote before King of Cars.)

45. FAVORITE SOUNDS?  gas passing

46. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?  rolling stones

47. THE FURTHEST YOU’VE BEEN FROM HOME?  3,955 miles

48. WHAT’S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT?  i can read your mind

49. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN?   1932 in Thief River Falls, MN

50. Who sent this to you?  SBT

something is weird

someone at work showed me this today.  i didn’t have enough time to watch it long enough to get the full effect.  now that i’ve had some time to spend with it, i get it.  it really will take some patience, so don’t check it out unless you’ve got some time to spare.  and don’t ruin the surprise for others.

http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf

what day is it?

I was so screwed up this morning I had no idea what day it was.  I was convinced that it was wednesday when i left for work.  i was thinking it was wednesday until a co-worked asked me if i had brought my sombrero today.  then i knew it was not in fact wednesday yet.  i think it should be wednesday and would like to start a petition to make every tuesday actually wednesday, effectively skipping tuesdays in the work week and giving us 4 day work weeks.  sign my petition in the comments section below.

we got a problem here

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1805445,00.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG7TsDMWy-o&feature=Views&page=2&t=t&f=b

and if you have 10 minutes to spare, i highly recommend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI9KytDub8c

The Homeless Guy: Fact

Ahhh, I just came across this blog tonite, its quite interesting read, here’s one particulr post, but be sure the check out the rest of it:

The Homeless Guy: Fact

what is more important

clearly to some monks the world cup is more important , but to ABC in Fargo, its the other way around.  I think the monks got it right!

I guess its been a good couple of days!

Just today my warrior, Laymord, was able to make himself some Flying Tiger Goggles (click on the image to view large version)

Yesterday my favorite team won the Stanley Cup! Go Hurricanes!

And just tonite my favorite nba team won it all, the miami fuckin heat, oh yeah!!!