me some nice hair

me after my daily 30 minute (13 mile) bike ride!

tuesday

i hate tuesday mornings with a great passion, but at least this morning i got my favorite breakfast, a mountain dew and a little debbie oatmeal creme pie. 

monday morn

i hate monday mornings with a passion, but at least i got my favorite breakfast today, mountain dew and a little debbie oatmeal creme pie.  damm thats good!

googlepage

google recently introduced googlepages, a free website generator thingy.  because i love everything google, i had to check it out.  if you need a real quick and simple website, this may be for you.  check out my new website here: http://dj.schwartz.googlepages.com/ pretty awesome huh!  well there’s no point to it other than just to satisfy my own curiosity.

after your done with that check out this crazy puzzle, some kind of 4D rubicks cube or something…

so far so good

my olympic hockey predictions so far are on track to be right on:

Gold: Finland
Silver: Sweeden
Bronze: Russia

graffiti

i sometimes feel like i’m the only one that doesn’t get it.  then the train is gone, i’m on my way again and i don’t think about graffiti until i’m stopped for the next train a block away.  This happens in moorhead a lot since we moved here.  You don’t see much graffiti around town but every time a train goes by, and its a lot, there is plenty to see.  so it usually looks all cool n’shit, but i’m not sure if i’m the only one that can’t understand what it is supposed to say when it is a bunch of fancy lettering.  just do a google image search for graffiti and you’ll know what i mean, unless i really am the only one that just doesn’t get it.  some of it is some pretty awesome artwork, but i feel like i’m missing out just cause i can’t usually read it.  i have to know if i am all alone in my graffiti illiteracy loneliness or not, let me know.

when will you retire?

Why is your grandfather still on ice skates? wasn’t chris chelios the player to appear in the nba all-star game 18 times? isn’t chris chelios one of the smallest countries in south america? did chris chelios kill king tut? wasn’t world war one fought over the attempted assanation of chris chelios? did chris chelios win a silver medal at the very first olympics? did chris chelios kill off the dinosaurs to impress his girlfriend?

last nite

it made me pretty happy to read that jessica simpson is a republican. that is just great news for everyone!!!

Simpson

Jessica Simpson is a republican!

ONE

If there is one thing I hate, its not celebrities trying to tell me what i should think or do, BUT it is on a list of things i highly dis-like.

now that that is out of the way, i bet you’ve seen those black and white commericals with a bunch of celebrities each saying a couple words that mesh into each other to form sentences and if we were writing things down, paragraphs. did you ever bother to go to that website brad pitt told you to? it seems like a worthy cause that they want to promote, and dikembe mutombo is aboard, so why shouldn’t we be? eddie veddar, dikembe, puff daddy are all mega-rich superstars comapred to anyone who is reading this, and anyone who is reading this is a probably a mega-rich superstar compared to most of the people they want to get help to.

thanks to flyingears for this!