Entries from January 2006
today was the day i thought i was going to kill a computer and smash a keyboard. I made it thru!
meanwhile back at paradise island: saied and some stranger are building a machine shop, so they can start production of "saied knows snow" snowblowers before the gruesome winter kicks in. sawyer is rehabing a terrible shoulder injury that is threatening he fish throwing job down at the fish market (the one by the beach). Its a good thing katie (the con) is there to help, she taught herself all about physical therapy during her time spent in women’s high max security prison. The same shoulder injury almost spoiled her daring excape. lock is training to become the worlds toughest street fighter, and luckily enough charlie agreed to be his sparring partner. wait, charlie, if we’re sparring, your supposed to put up some defence. and quit running off with that baby (baby being said in an aussie accent) charlie (same accent). And during all of this no one (except the always curious sawyer) is wondering why the dude from party of five and the hot chic from resident evil keep going into the jungle.
i guess next week (actually tomorrow!) i’ll just stare at the ceiling for 45 minutes and call it even.
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i’m sure most of you have seen the viedo of the dude in his cubicle who started beating his keyboard, then uses it as a bat against his monitor until he hits his monitor off his desk. or the way the printer got abused in office space. i’m really working hard to hold back from such actions against my computer this morning.
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January 31, 2006 · 1 Comment
What is Sting talking about? Is he going to stay and wrestle in TNA?
How can this be, he dropped his bat in the middle of the ring and said goodbye, then just left……..
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January 23, 2006 · 1 Comment
one day it became obvious to me that the metrostars are not a team to be a fan of, so i decided i was gonna be an anti-fan. i bought NYMetroStars.com a long time ago and had not done much with it till now. Let me know what you think. (click the image above)
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January 22, 2006 · 1 Comment
recently I got a new toothbrush, its one of those that you see commercial for that have the spikes that move back and forth. It a cheap crest jobby or something like that, i dont remember exactly what it is, but i’ll figure it out and post a link. so anyway, i’m pretty sure that this toothbrush could be turned around and used as a vibrator. i recemmend you try and leave a crest toothbrush as a vibrator review here!
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People come and go.
Websites come and go.
But before now the world has not seen anything like this.
Dedicated to the man, the myth, the leged……
He Is……. The Ultimate P Experience
http://theultimatepexperience.com
edited: i know this looks suspiciously like another website you may have seen. just remember i’m no artist.
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January 19, 2006 · 1 Comment
I spent some of this evening build a little resume website for myself. Part of the goal was to just use Drupal and become familiar with it, part of it was just cause it’ll be nice to have a resume website that will hopefully collect some content over the months. I wanted something more than hi, here’s my resume, please hire me 
So anyway, check it out at http://danschwartz.us and let me know what you think. If you think it really sucks, let me know cause I’ll want to make appropriate changes if that is the case.
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tonite i was riding my bike, listening to some music. the best of mtv unplugged is not really pump you up to keep peddling like a maniac music, but thats what i was listening to anyway. so then suddenly sheryl crow comes on singing are you strong enough to be my man, and for some odd reason the image of me racing lance armstrong came to mind. i don’t have any weird secret desire for sheryl crow or anything, just thogut it was kinda weird.
oh yeah, i did win that race!
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