my medical advisor is a nascar driver!

i’m sitting here watching a soccer game (dc united vs kansas city wizards). before the game a commercial caught my attention because dale earnheardt jr was in it, and whenever junior is on tv, i’m interested. well it was a winFuel commercial and at the end he says ‘i use it and so should you’. i thought to myself: ‘fuck yeah, why shouldn’t i use it too? i could be just like junior’. but i’m thinking even further. why can’t junior be my personal doctor advising me on all kinds of medications and such things? so d.e.j. if you are reading this, give me a call, i need some advise on what kind of hangover blocker pills i should take, maybe some diet pills (i’m slowly turning into a pototo), or even something kinda the opposite of rogaine, i want my hair (at least on my back) to go away. Dale: what should i take???

the worst movie ever

words cannot express how bad it really is

Top five signs Dan Schwartz is leaving us:

5) Big argument at Odney over who has to wear the purple cape at the next beer-thirty.

4) Big argument at iNet over who gets to wear the purple cape at the next beer-thirty.

3) That new firewall Rob installed yesterday is equipped with our exclusive patented “Schwartz-Out v1.0″ that sets off a loud alarm if Dan tries to get into our servers and a louder one if he tries to get into the fridge.

2) All programming now being done by Barth. In a freak DNS accident, all iNet-hosted URLs suddenly redirected to Rush Limbaugh’s site.

1) Have to totally recalculate the odds in the “most likely to pass out under Wendy’s desk at the Christmas party” pool.

this came from the friday five at work today!

the cool shit you can do with flickr

check this out, mouse over the image and then mouse over the boxes that appear!

http://flickr.com/photos/purplestriker/11342609/

world of warcraft

i now have been playing WoW for most of the nite since i got home from work, with a break for er of course! i think this game would be twice as nice if you were playing with me! the game kinda reminds me of neverwinter nights, except it seems that WoW is a MUCH larger area to explore and there are LOTS of other people running around in the world with you. sometimes you almost have to team up to finish a quest. a quest may me something like to go field X and kill 10 zealots. so you go to field X and there are many other players there trying to kill 10 zealots, so its rare that you actually get a chance to kill a zealot, because there aren’t a ton of them. so you form a team, then if anyone on your team gets a kill, you got a kill. your whole team will finish the quest at the same time. of course this would be much more fun with people you know (hint, hint!)

I started on a new server today as an undead mage. i’m up to level 6, when i quit the highest level on the server was a 13, so i’m sticking with it! i don’t remember the name of the server but it is the newest PvE server. I’ll post the name later, so you can buy the game and come find me! my mages name is kooc. i know, wtf?

amazing norway

this article just brought so many different thoughts into my mind that i don’t know what to write about? a blowjob AND $6000, and who is the one that was getting raped? i think its about the best way to be waken up, norway thinks its rape. i guess it depends on the person maybe??

cleaning out my office

tomorrow is my last day so I’ve been cleaning out my office this morn. as every day gets closer to my last day i feel i’m going to miss this place more and more each day.

what the hell is this [gmail]

it looks like gmail is just going to constantly increase the amount of free storage space they are going to give you. go to http://gmail.com [you'll have to log out if you are logged it] and look towards the middle of the page on the left where it says Don’t throw anything away. below that it shows you how much storage space you get, but it just keeps going up. sure its moving slowly, but over a day or two you got more space just added than hotmail used to give you total! thats just a little bit crazy, and awesome!!!!

WoW

So I’ve finally been able to get in and play some world of warcraft! it sure seems pretty damm cool. i have 2 different characters on 2 different servers. first i made a night elf druid named derrickk. got him up to level 4! then i created a tauron (bull like people) named reddbull, who i think i got to level 3 i don’t know what servers are good ones to get into or anything, but i think i’d like to make an undead warlock or mage? maybe i’ll start my own guild? maybe not? if anyone reading this is playing, let me know what server your on and what race, we can hook up!

I’ll have to do some extensive play testing this weekend before I give my final evaluation, but i think its going to be very good!

i finally got it

I got it finally, anticipation is high, this fucking game took an hour to install, and now i’m downloading a 125MB update. I think it doesn’t want me to be able to play tonite…..